When you're shopping at the base and enemy carry finds your support warding alone

Just that. When you're doing some shopping at the base and enemy carry finds your support alone and attacks of course. The rest of the team shows up in the end and are pretty much useless.

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Lord Farquad shitting his pants when questioning Gingy!

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Photoplasty contest

Cracked.com photoplasty contest. He heard a rumor about a cursed beast keeping a beautiful maiden hostage. He came to save her. He stayed to celebrate Christmas! Arnold schwarzenegger as Conan the Barbarian in: Beauty, Barbarian and the Beast, the Enchanted Christmas!

bugs/help needed

Cracked bugs I've found when trying to edit topic. I needed a spot to attach images so here they are.

Tesla wins at life!

Fan's game

Screenshot of the game I tried to make. It's still in alpha phase, so it isn't much. To see what game is that, visit this link

http://www.erfworld.com/

PzMyers get’s mail…

…. and I translate it for him. Here’s original:

Chose you from many Atheists on the marching band War...

Speaking with many about this act, "its" strange that these atheists would do this, when they spend months organizing their gays parades and atheists events no christians show up with a marching band playing drop your pants and bend over, they were offensive in this act while acting meekly obident to law and Christians as some of said their presents there was offensive knowing they believe not in the Lord, but believe in touching each others rear end while pretending to be of reason! {{If christians interrupted a gay parade like this they would have rioted, christians are amazing}} You being a Good man of Gods science "i" learn now that death/satan has been found the 8 unclean spirits of satan that our Lord forewarned us of long ago which cause all unnatural acts of Mankind from homosexuality to Yes Atheist literally the infection of Life on earth that causes the symptom called doubt/unbelief! Go to the about page and proof in the news and science page of the site below many truths/proofs He comes...

For proof of the Lords now finished mystery Rev:10:7, and much on the Children of Adam and Eve unmarred who are being called by their God for This days Epic gathering go google Adam and Eve seed gathering medical ministry and on the home page as the about page and services page are many proofs, literal images of the 8 unclean spirits of satan/death now found by Science, which has finished Gods mystery making the way straight for the Now Epic return of God Rev:10:7...IT HAS BEGUN...{{Also on the site mentioned above http://www.adamandeveseedgatheringminist… are many christian paintings and even leafs from Ancient Bibles {{On the Christmas and Holy Word page}} that can all be zoomed and copied for this His special season, also much Word on the about page of Gods Love For His Mighty Daughters of Destiny, and His Mighty Sons Who protect them....MERRY CHRISTMAS..contact page is for questions/gathering..}}

After big helping of punctuation and typo correction, we get this:

Chose you from many Atheists on the marching band War...

Speaking with many about this act, it is strange that these atheists would do this. When they spend months organizing their gays parades and atheist events, no christians show up with a marching band, playing “drop your pants and bend over”. They were offensive in this act while acting meekly and obedient to law and Christians, as some have said, their presence there was offensive; knowing they believe not in the Lord, but believe in touching each others rear end while pretending to be of reason! {{If christians interrupted a gay parade like this, they would have rioted. Christians are amazing}} You, being a Good man of Gods science, "I’ll" teach you now that death/satan has been found, the 8 unclean spirits of satan that our Lord forewarned us of long ago, which cause all unnatural acts of Mankind: from homosexuality to, yes, atheism. Literally, the infection of Life on Earth that causes the symptom called doubt/unbelief! Go to the about page and proof in the “news and science page” of the site below, to see many truths/proofs that He comes...

For proof of the Lord’s now finished mystery (Rev:10:7), and much on the Children of Adam and Eve unmarred who are being called by their God for This day’s Epic gathering, go google “Adam and Eve seed gathering medical ministry” and, on the home page as well as the “about page” and “services page” are many proofs, literal images of the 8 unclean spirits of satan/death now found by Science. Science which has finished God’s mystery, Now making the way straight for the Epic return of God (Rev:10:7)...

IT HAS BEGUN!...

{{Also on the site mentioned above http://www.adamandeveseedgatheringminist… are many christian paintings and even leafs from Ancient Bibles {{On the Christmas and Holy Word page}} that can all be zoomed and copied for this His special season, also much Word on the about page of Gods Love For His Mighty Daughters of Destiny, and His Mighty Sons Who protect them....MERRY CHRISTMAS..contact page is for questions/gathering..}}

Now, the final translation point: understanding of references.

(After) Speaking with many about this act, (I find) it is strange that these atheists would do this. When they spend months organizing their gays parades and atheist events, no Christians show up with a marching band, playing “drop your pants and bend over”.

*Blogger’s comment: reference to atheists showing on Christmas parade with vuvuzelas. I have no idea what the song (game?) “drop your pants and bend over” is.*

They were offensive in this act while acting meekly and obedient to law and Christians, as some have said, said their presence there was offensive; knowing they believe not in the Lord, but believe in touching each others rear end while pretending to be of reason!

*Bloggers Translation: Atheists didn’t break any laws, both moral or those of land, and Christians still got offended, because they know said atheists don’t believe in god. For some reason, this guy thinks atheists believe in touching each other’s ass while pretending to be rational. Lol whut?!

{{If christians interrupted a gay parade like this, they would have rioted. Christians are amazing}}

*Blogger’s comment: For some reason, OP still thinks that Atheists=Gays, and thinks that if Christians ever showed up at Gay/Atheist parades (?), said Atheists/Gays would have rioted.

You, being a Good man of Gods science, "I’ll" teach you now that death/satan has been found, the 8 unclean spirits of satan that our Lord forewarned us of long ago, which cause all unnatural acts of Mankind: from homosexuality to, yes, atheism. Literally, the infection of Life on Earth that causes the symptom called doubt/unbelief! Go to the about page and proof in the “news and science page” of the site below, to see many truths/proofs that He comes...

*Blogger’s comment: Direct plea to PZ Myers, as a good man of “Gods” science. He wishes to teach a scientist about… I don’t know, I don’t understand Biblical references here. But OP thinks that everything “from homosexuality to, yes, atheism” is caused by devil, or this “8 unclean spirits”, that cause doubt, which is “infection of Life on Earth”. Link to news and science page of his site for “proofs” that Chtulhu comes.

For proof of the Lord’s now finished mystery (Rev:10:7), and much on the Children of Adam and Eve unmarred who are being called by their God for This day’s Epic gathering, go google “Adam and Eve seed gathering medical ministry” and, on the home page as well as the “about page” and “services page” are many proofs, literal images of the 8 unclean spirits of satan/death now found by Science. Science which has finished God’s mystery, Now making the way straight for the Epic return of God (Rev:10:7)...

*Blogger’s comment: Still, more links to his site. It is something about Gathering of Adam and Eve’s seed. I think this is possible reference to poster’s Highlander /Narnia crossover fanfic (gathering/Adam and Eve’s seed), but need more clues to be certain. (Rev:10:7) is from the bible, of course. For some reason, poster thinks that science has found 8 demons that cause sin and that it somehow “finishes’ God’s mystery. Probably thinks “solves” in this context, and solving the mystery is probably trigger for “Epic return of God”.

IT HAS BEGUN!...

*Blogger’s comment: Orgasmic exclamation.

{Also on the site mentioned above http://www.adamandeveseedgatheringminist… are many christian paintings and even leafs from Ancient Bibles {{On the Christmas and Holy Word page}} that can all be zoomed and copied for this His special season, also much Word on the about page of Gods Love For His Mighty Daughters of Destiny, and His Mighty Sons Who protect them....MERRY CHRISTMAS..contact page is for questions/gathering..}}

*Blogger’s comment: more links to his site, poster thinks he has special mission from god. Gods Love For His Mighty Daughters of Destiny and His Mighty Sons Who protect them, is dead giveaway: It’s definitely Narnia/Highlander fanfiction, probably found by using this software http://kaction.com/badfanfiction/ with “End of the world” as plot device.

So, there you have it. You now know what hides in the heart of madness.